Imagine eating haggis with Justin Bieber
I’ve worked here for years and I’ve never seen anyone actually come in with the intention of eating a haggis. Sure, you get tourists ordering them for the novelty or for a drunk dare but it’s usually a spontaneous idea for them, and I’ve seen several discarded in the street, the fun wearing off after a few bites. But someone marching in and straight-up asking for one? Never.